No Tom Cruise for a Better Future

We, the people, are petitioning that Tom Cruise never be allowed to speak publically again. Or for that matter, ever again. It is understood that many a male goes through a midlife crisis, but just because he has a hot young girlfriend does not make him the authority on EVERYTHING. We ask him to please refrain from trying to diagnose cures for mental illness and leave that up to the doctors of the world. Also, we ask that he resign himself to one of the most isolated corners of the world and never return. Antartica would be sufficient. The only good movies starring him were Top Gun and Cocktail. Ever since then he has been wasting air by breathing. Please consider our requests and ban Tom Cruise so that are children may have a brighter future.