Petition to make Falcon Punching a legal method of abortion

Remember this image?
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/144/360410578_f4733b64db_o.jpg
well, after further study, I have found out that Falcon Punching is actually a practical method of abortion.
When delivered correctly, a falcon punch can destroy the fetus and leave all the stem cells intact.
Minimal anesthetics are required, and the pain only lasts for about 3 days. When the fist is inserted deep enough, the results can actually be therapeutic.
There is less risk attached to it, only downside is that it has to be done by a professional.
So please, find it in your heart to sign this petition, for the sake of people who support abortion everywhere.

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Goal

100 signatures

Goal: 100

Latest Signatures

13 December 2015

100. Joshua Ms | I support this petition

6 December 2015

99. Austin Mcguire | I LOVE BOYS!...under 12

21 November 2015

98. Phillip W | FALCON.... PUUUUUNNNNNCH~~

2 June 2015

97. Kelley Knapp | йцу

1 December 2014

96. Dylan Brown | FALCON PUNCH

10 September 2014

95. Ryokashi Murphy | Falcon Punch!

27 April 2014

94. Menuscas Duran | HA HA

5 March 2014

93. Tokyokamare Davenport | SHIN FALCAWN PAAAWNCH!!!!

9 February 2014

92. Michael Stanley | FALCON! PUNCH!

11 November 2013

91. Anonimous Roberson | I support this petition

8 October 2013

90. I Nohavefornametogivey | FALCON PUNCH MAKE WOMAN KNOW HER PLACE FOR ORGASM?!?!?!?

2 October 2013

89. Raymond A | do it.

10 September 2013

88. Stefan Conner | FALCON PAWWWNCH

22 July 2013

87. Pablo Diegojosefranciscodehorajuannovecinomariadelosremediossiburianocristianodelasantisimatrinidadluisp | YES!

20 July 2013

86. Slicer Santiago | Less costly and more effective than any D&C.

7 July 2013

85. Jehuty Mata | I support this petition

3 July 2013

84. Dan Olsen | I support this petition

21 March 2013

83. Eugenio Summers | Falcon Kick!

18 February 2013

82. Cindy Lowery | we NEED ABORTIONS

18 January 2013

81. Captain F | PAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNCH

16 January 2013

80. Igor Schultz | I support this petition

25 October 2012

79. Twilightserver Rivers | FALCON PUNCH!

5 September 2012

78. Tripplen Decker | I support this petition

30 July 2012

77. Mike N | SHOW ME YA MOVES!

13 July 2012

76. Captain F | My methods have been clinically proven to be the most effeicient method existing today.

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By: Ted Kirk

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Petition target:
U.S. Congress