Show "COOL RUNNINGS" Throughout the Winter Olympics
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Instead we get crap movies like "The Cutting Edge" and one of the 500 "Whatever It Takes", which would make any depressed girl want to cut her wrists. "Cool Runnings" should be like that "It's a Wonderful Life" movie that is shown over and over for the entire month before Christmas, with the only difference being that "Cool Runnings" doesn't suck major balls.
Who can forget the most memorable line in movie history:
Derice: "Sanka, you dead?"
Sanka: "Ya man."
Please ABC, FOX, WB, or UPN, instead of showing us that idiotic wife trading crap, or ice skating/dancing/other boring stuff, show our rastafarian friends some love mon.
As Sanka proudly asks, "Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, its bobsled time! COOL RUNNINGS!"
You're welcome in advance for the major increase in ratings.
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