The Abolishment of France

The following is a petition regarding the Republic of France's right to exist. The author of this petition feels quite strongly, that they don't have one.

1. The Republic of France will forever be abolished.

A. The Nation of France will no longer be recognized by any and all nations in this universe, or outside of this universe, including any and all other universes that may or may not exist.
a1. The Republic of France will no longer be a recognized member of the United Nations, or any other group of any kind, anywhere, ever, forever.

B. The Army, Navy, Air Force, and/or any and all forms of the armed forces of France will forever be disbanded, everywhere, anywhere, for all time.

C. The government of the Republic of France will from now on no longer exist, in any form, ever, anywhere, forever.
c1. The elected and appointed officials of the government of the Republic of France will either step down, resign, be fired, be expelled, be impeached, be thrown out, be disengaged, be laid off, or be discharged.

2. The denizens of France will no longer be residents of the Republic of France, since it will no longer exist. They will either remain vagabonds, or they will have to seek citizenship in another country.

A. Under no condition may any former denizen of what was once the Republic of France be allowed to live in any of the following nations:

Afghanistan
Albania
Algeria
Andorra
Angola
Antigua and Barbuda
Argentina
Armenia
Australia
Austria
Azerbaijan
Bahamas
Bahrain
Bangladesh
Barbados
Belarus
Belgium
Belize
Benin
Bhutan
Bolivia
Bosnia and Herzegovina
Botswana
Brazil
Brunei
Bulgaria
Burkina Faso
Burundi
Cambodia
Cameroon
Canada
Cape Verde
Central African Republic
Chad
Chile
China
Colombia
Comoros
Congo (Brazzaville)
Congo, Democratic Republic of the
Costa Rica
Croatia
Cuba
Cyprus
Czech Republic
Cфte d'Ivoire
Denmark
Djibouti
Dominica
Dominican Republic
East Timor (Timor Timur)
Ecuador
Egypt
El Salvador
Equatorial Guinea
Eritrea
Estonia
Ethiopia
Fiji
Finland
France (No citizen may move here, since it does not exist)
Gabon
Gambia, The
Georgia
Germany
Ghana
Greece
Grenada
Guatemala
Guinea
Guinea-Bissau
Guyana
Haiti
Honduras
Hungary
Iceland
India
Indonesia
Ireland
Israel
Italy
Jamaica
Japan
Jordan
Kazakhstan
Kenya
Kiribati
Korea, South
Kuwait
Kyrgyzstan
Laos
Latvia
Lebanon
Lesotho
Liberia
Libya
Liechtenstein
Lithuania
Luxembourg
Macedonia, Former Yugoslav Republic of
Madagascar
Malawi
Malaysia
Maldives
Mali
Malta
Marshall Islands
Mauritania
Mauritius
Mexico
Micronesia, Federated States of
Moldova
Monaco
Mongolia
Morocco
Mozambique
Myanmar
Namibia
Nauru
Nepal
Netherlands
New Zealand
Nicaragua
Niger
Nigeria
Norway
Oman
Pakistan
Palau
Panama
Papua New Guinea
Paraguay
Peru
Philippines
Poland
Portugal
Qatar
Romania
Russia
Rwanda
Saint Kitts and Nevis
Saint Lucia
Saint Vincent and The Grenadines
Samoa
San Marino
Sao Tome and Principe
Saudi Arabia
Senegal
Serbia and Montenegro
Seychelles
Sierra Leone
Singapore
Slovakia
Slovenia
Solomon Islands
Somalia
South Africa
Spain
Sri Lanka
Sudan
Suriname
Swaziland
Sweden
Switzerland
Syria
Taiwan
Tajikistan
Tanzania
Thailand
Togo
Tonga
Trinidad and Tobago
Tunisia
Turkey
Turkmenistan
Tuvalu
Uganda
Ukraine
United Arab Emirates
United Kingdom
United States
Uruguay
Uzbekistan
Vanuatu
Vatican City
Venezuela
Vietnam
Western Sahara
Yemen
Zambia
Zimbabwe

a1. Former citizens of France, however, can choose to move (but are not limited) to any of the following places:

Antarctica
Iran
Iraq
Moon, The

3. The French language will forever be banned, in all countries, everywhere, in every universe, for all time, forever.

A. The following terms are to be banned, forever, everywhere, for all time, in every universe, no matter what, for eternity:

adieu
agent provocateur
aide-de-camp
aide-mйmoire
а la carte
а la mode
amour-propre
apйritif
aprиs-ski
а propos (de)
art dйco
attachй
au fait
au gratin
au jus.
au naturel
au pair
avant-garde
avoirdupois
bкte noire
billet-doux
blond
blonde
bon appйtit
bon vivant
bon voyage .
brunette
carte blanche
cerise
c'est la vie
chaise longue
chargй d'affaires
cheval-de-frise
cheval glace
chic
coup de grвce
coup d'йtat
crиme brыlйe
crиme caramel
crиme de cacao
crиme de la crиme
crиme fraоche
crкpe de Chine
critique
cuisine
cul-de-sac
debutante .
dйcolletage
dйcolletй
dйgustation
dйjа vu
demimonde
demitasse
dйmodй
de rigueur
dernier cri
de trop
double entendre
du jour
eau de toilette
en banc en bloc
encore
enfant terrible
en garde
en masse
en route
en suite
esprit de corps
fait accompli
faux
faux
femme fatale
fiancй
film noir
finale
fin de siиcle
fleur-de-lis
fleur-de-lys
folie а deux
force majeure
gamine
gauche
genre
haute couture
haute cuisine
hors de combat
hors d'oeuvre
idйe fixe
je ne sais quoi
joie de vivre
laissez-faire
maоtre d'
maоtre d'hфtel
mal de mer
matinйe
mot juste
nom de plume
nйe
nouveau riche
papier mвchй
par excellence
peau de soie
petite
petit-four
piиce de rйsistance
pied-а-terre
protйgй
raison d'кtre
rendez-vous
repartee
risquй
roman-fleuve
rouge
RSVP (Rйpondez, s'il vous plaоt)
sang-froid .
sans
savoir-faire
soi-disant
soignй
soirйe
soupзon
souvenir
tableau vivant
table d'hфte
tкte-а-tкte
toilette
eau de toilette,.
touchй
tour de force
trompe l'oeil
vol-au-vent
barre
chaоnй
chassй
dйveloppй
effacй
pas de deux
pirouette
pliй
relevй
blanch
sautй
fondue
purйe
flambйe

a1. Consequently, this affects certain areas of athletics, the cooking arts, ballet, fashion, literature, and other general interests. As such, the words which will be banned will have to be replaced with other words.

4. A giant chainsaw is to be constructed in space.

A. The purpose of the giant chainsaw which will be constructed in space will be to saw the territories of the Republic of France off of the planet Earth, and then, launch these said territories into the Sun.
a1. After the chainsaw has been used for its orgininal intended purpose, it can be used for other things.

5. The following things will, from this day foward, no longer be sold or produced anywhere, ever, for all time, for the purpose of eating, drinking, or consuming in any fashion:

- French wines (There are too many to list. Consult your local winery on what wines are French and which ones are not)
- Snails
- Frogs
- Sweetbreads
- Croissants

6. Before dissolution, the Republic of France will have to issue a formal apology to all the nations of the world, the entire universe, and all other universes, and all living and non-living things, either in audio, video, or written format, or all of the mentioned formats, apologizing for hundreds upon hundreds of years of rudeness, weakness, self-centered egotism, a lack of hygienic behavior, indecisiveness, arrogance, bad movies, bad music, and finally, a very, very poor military. A military which has allowed the most vicious and tyrannical empires of human history to treat Europe and the rest of the world like a plaything, while they timidly stood by and watched as millions were raped and murdered.