Anti-Andy's Scary Hobbit Feet

We, the undersigned, feel that Andrew Wasmer must stop using his feet to pick up, throw, or handle objects that others handle with their hands. His nasty hobbit feet should be, at all times, in a pair of socks. If he has access to some any type of shoe or sneaker those must be worn also. We feel it is unjust for any human being, actually, for any living thing, to have to come with in two feet of his scary toes. No one should have have to come into contact with anything that his feet have touched. After he has worn a pair of socks they should be burried in a toxic waste dump. He should always have to carry athletes foot disinfectant, foot lotion, an extra pair of socks, and toe nail clippers.

Please sign our petition and help us send Andy's nasty hobbit feet back to the Shire.