Blame Baker

I hereby declare that Mohamed "Moezbe" Abu Baker is to blame for all tragic world events since the founding of the modern calendar. He is responsible for all related disasters and setbacks witnessed during this time-period. Furthermore, the theory. "Six Degrees of Baker Blameination" has been rigorously tested and found to be accurate in that all the above mentioned events can be blamed on Baker within six degrees of his being. From the Extinction of the Dinosaurs, The Plague and to the disastrous Shaq for three Miami Heat scrubs (except Odom) trade, Baker can lay claim to be the cause to all these events. Please sign the petition below showing your solidarity with the above statement in concluding that Baker is responsible and is to blame for all that goes wrong in this world. He is also a scrub (petition coming soon)