Boycott Canada
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We the citizens of the United States of America are appalled and shocked at actions of the citizens of Canada.
Wear as the Canadians have repeatedly booed the American National Anthem at sporting events in Vancouver, Toronto and Montreal and government officials have repeatedly insulted the great President of the United States and impugned the integrity of the of its people.
We therefore call upon the citizens of the United States to stand up and express righteous indignity by boycotting ALL Canadian goods and services both domestic and abroad. Items and services to be boycotted shall include but not be limited to Canadian bacon, Canadian "black diamond" cheddar cheese, Canadian club or any other foodstuffs or beverages produced in the ingrate Canadian provinces. Other items include, Canadian strippers, prostitutes, any Canadian woman loosely referred to as a "dancer or Actress".... Any Canadian recording artist such as Heart, Anne Murray, Gordon Lightfoot, Cory Hart the guess who, The Lovin spoonful, the Bachman Turner Overdrive.....and.....I think there's one more! Furthermore, we the undersigned proud citizens of the united states do hereby avow to destroy all existing copies in both film and video transcription of "40 short films about Glenn Gould" to boycott all Canadian tobacco products, to never speak French or the bastardization of the French language known as "French" Canadian, to never again engage in the practice known as French kissing, practiced in Montreal, opting in lieu to practice good ole American butt slapping ......
So let it be said, so let it be done.
Signed,
The Citizens of the Untied States of America.
Wear as the Canadians have repeatedly booed the American National Anthem at sporting events in Vancouver, Toronto and Montreal and government officials have repeatedly insulted the great President of the United States and impugned the integrity of the of its people.
We therefore call upon the citizens of the United States to stand up and express righteous indignity by boycotting ALL Canadian goods and services both domestic and abroad. Items and services to be boycotted shall include but not be limited to Canadian bacon, Canadian "black diamond" cheddar cheese, Canadian club or any other foodstuffs or beverages produced in the ingrate Canadian provinces. Other items include, Canadian strippers, prostitutes, any Canadian woman loosely referred to as a "dancer or Actress".... Any Canadian recording artist such as Heart, Anne Murray, Gordon Lightfoot, Cory Hart the guess who, The Lovin spoonful, the Bachman Turner Overdrive.....and.....I think there's one more! Furthermore, we the undersigned proud citizens of the united states do hereby avow to destroy all existing copies in both film and video transcription of "40 short films about Glenn Gould" to boycott all Canadian tobacco products, to never speak French or the bastardization of the French language known as "French" Canadian, to never again engage in the practice known as French kissing, practiced in Montreal, opting in lieu to practice good ole American butt slapping ......
So let it be said, so let it be done.
Signed,
The Citizens of the Untied States of America.
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David C
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Seal the American Borders and Boycott Canada and Mexico for their failure to support the USA.
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Rob Parrish
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The United States dollar took another pounding on German, French and British exchanges this morning, hitting the lowest point ever known in West Germany. It has declined there by 41% since 1971 and this Canadian thinks it is time to speak up for the Ameri
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Robert D
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Canada expressed shock that contracts for reconstruction of Iraq limiting to those countries that gave the United States political and militray aid . So now Canada wants to get in on the spoils----To late you no good maple leaf sucking jerks.
3 November 2015
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Graham Delgado
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yeah, ahyuck, the us-o-a is da best place in da wirld. Where else is ok to marry close relatives, but have gay marriage banned. Or where else can you allow unrestricted gun use, but throw people in jail for life for marijuana possession. Or invade a coupl
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Ryan B
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Canada is sickening! im going to skin a seal hunter, then wear his skin in front of his family!
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