Brian Urbish for President (of Urbishia)

We, the undersigned, approve and endorse the nomination of Brian Urbish for President of his house. By signing this statement, we are giving full consent to Mr. Urbish to work with his Cabinet members to bring peace to the entire neighborhood, and also allow him to declare war upon any rebellious households in the nearby area.

By signing the agreement, we also agree to participate willingly in a draft, which will be conducted at the discretion of Mr. Urbish, that will instate us into the Urbishian militia at any time. We agree to be honorary members of the Urbish household, and will do what we can to uphold its honor, glory, and majesty. This includes, but is not limited to, gifts bestowed upon the home and our leader (Brian Urbish), as well as attendance at lots of parties held at the household, whether there is a good reason for a party or not.

We agree to defend the household upon any outside attacks, and pledge our allegiance to the flag of the Dislocated State of Urbishia (DSU), whenever the president elect gets around to making a goddamned flag.

We also hereby endorse the law of seperation of church and state, unless it's Christmas, whereby a huge Christmas party may be conducted at the discretion of Mr. Urbish and his parents. Amen.