Bruce Lindsey is a Chach

For wrongs perpetrated against Nick Bryson, we the undersign call upon all free thinking people and nations to cease in recognizing the existence of one Mr. Bruce Lindsey of KSL channel 5 news. Don't watch him on television, don't deliver his newspaper, or say hi to him when he is in his yard. And most important don't ask for his autograph when he is walking down 300 west with a frozen yogurt in his hand. Bruce Lindsey has caused harm in the hearts of would be friends and for this must reap his just reward; ceasing to exist in the hearts and minds of rational people everywhere.