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We, the undersigned, do hereby agree to the fact that Genie is crazy. We also believe the following to be true:
1. Laces aren't THAT cool.
2. Tiny beers are a waste. Just get the regular sized ones!
3. If you hear music in your head, you're not neccessarily crazy. However, if that music goes something like "dup dee doop do" then you probably are...crazy.
4. You would indeed be cooler if you had a joint.
5. Yes, TVs are those square things that some people have in their house. And yes, the buttons on some of them are kinda cool.
6. Reading books is a healthy thing. But not if they're going to drive you crazy.
7. Bad puns about goldminers will not be accepted. By anyone. Especially crazy people. However, goldminers DO INDEED rock. Get it, rock?
8. If you want to meet sexy pirates, that is fine. But know that Jack Sparrow is a FICTIONAL CHARACTER. Do you get it, FICTIONAL CHARACTER. That means he AIN'T FUCKING REAL! And Capt. Morgan ain't real either. Bitches!
9. If you find a hardhat in the middle of a parking lot you should simply leave it alone. It belongs to someone else. They will most likely come back for it, and if you took it then they won't be able to find it. Get it, rock?
10. If you're best friend wakes up from a dream shouting at you, you should be nice. They don't have any fucking clue what is going on. They just woke up from a dream for Christ's sake!
With our electronic signature below, we do hereby consent to our name being used in whatever manner the creator of this petition sees fit. This could include commiting Genie to a mental facility or to purchase items on the Internet. Whichever is easier.
Signed,
1. Laces aren't THAT cool.
2. Tiny beers are a waste. Just get the regular sized ones!
3. If you hear music in your head, you're not neccessarily crazy. However, if that music goes something like "dup dee doop do" then you probably are...crazy.
4. You would indeed be cooler if you had a joint.
5. Yes, TVs are those square things that some people have in their house. And yes, the buttons on some of them are kinda cool.
6. Reading books is a healthy thing. But not if they're going to drive you crazy.
7. Bad puns about goldminers will not be accepted. By anyone. Especially crazy people. However, goldminers DO INDEED rock. Get it, rock?
8. If you want to meet sexy pirates, that is fine. But know that Jack Sparrow is a FICTIONAL CHARACTER. Do you get it, FICTIONAL CHARACTER. That means he AIN'T FUCKING REAL! And Capt. Morgan ain't real either. Bitches!
9. If you find a hardhat in the middle of a parking lot you should simply leave it alone. It belongs to someone else. They will most likely come back for it, and if you took it then they won't be able to find it. Get it, rock?
10. If you're best friend wakes up from a dream shouting at you, you should be nice. They don't have any fucking clue what is going on. They just woke up from a dream for Christ's sake!
With our electronic signature below, we do hereby consent to our name being used in whatever manner the creator of this petition sees fit. This could include commiting Genie to a mental facility or to purchase items on the Internet. Whichever is easier.
Signed,
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