Get Off WoW Now

We strongly believe that Landon Goble should discontinue his use of, for the purpose of leisure, the game "World Of Warcraft". We have seen an overwhelming amount of cases and sadly, casualities of this so-called "game". We believe if Landon Goble continues his use of this game, he will soon become a victim to this horrible game as well. We, at the WoW support group, believe that Landon has no use for this game as he is not a shut-in nor nocturnal. Medical studies have been performed, that we are not yet aware of or they had not been published, of the effects of this game, risks include:





-loss of social contact/life





-obesity and possible developement of diabetes





-hyperhidrosis and other sweat glands disorders





-poor hygiene





-possible loss of proper grammar





-a possible phobia of the opposite gender





and many others.





We are in no way associated with Blizzard Entertainment and all trademarks referenced herein are the properties of their respective owners. Anyways, Dearest Landon............GET OFF WoW NOW!





As I've said before, go chase butterflies and bees. Invest that 16 whatever dollars in some stocks or something.





And do not take my bashing of WoW offensively, as Eric Amble once said "The truth hurts like a knife in the back yet be wise not to be mad at the one whom had delivered it to ye."





Do not be mad, and enjoy my mini-essay.