Immediate Execution of Paris Hilton

The undersigned hereby declare their solidarity in the following:

Paris Hilton's membership in the human race shall be revoked, and she shall be put to death at the earliest possible convenience.

Her crime: being a waste of valuable water, carbon molecules and other assorted elements and substances including that rarest of all things, sentience. These could be put to better use in the construction of a space station, as components in roofing tar, providing affordable housing for those displaced by internecine conflicts in Africa, or solving previously unsolvable mathematical problems.

The exact method of execution will be determined by the undersigned: whichever method has the most supporters will be the method carried out. In the event that no one method rises to pre-eminence, Paris shall instead be enslaved for life in the salt mines of Cydonia on Mars. At least then she shall contribute something to humankind.