Justice for Paris Hilton and the world petition

we the undersigned beg the relevant authorities, in the interest of the greater good of humanity, to relocate and shoot the universally popular Big Brother shows currently airing all around the world to the location of Paris Hilton's place of detention.



we further recommend that for the purposes of providing moral, ethical and stimulating entertainment Paris Hilton be released from her cell and be given free access to all other parts of the prison along with her fellow inmates who would each be assigned blunt weapons of their choice and directed to chase the multi millionare around the prison complex in order to kill her with the assigned weapons, to encourage this little game of cat and mouse we recommend that the prisoner who succesfully deals the fatal blow to the self acclaimed princess be granted a $500 000 cash prize money and a reduction of the remainder of their sentence by 1/2.



we would like to propose that this request be taken seriously and these measures implemented immediately as to quickly give some much needed entertainment value to the currently existing forms of reality T.V such as Big brother vanilla and the late noght variants of such abhorent, senseless, degrading and depraved forms of reality T.V.



while taking time to think about the implications of these requests, should they be carried out, we would like you to also consider the masses who feel that reality T.V currently lacks the kind of punchiness, Realism and themes of social justice often associated with previous forms of entertainment and that these measures would be a great leap in the direction of fixing this cultural problem.