Lauren = Terrorist

Dear Lauren,

Please stop hurting America in the ways that you are doing so. Owning a xanga of that low quality (this is even low quality for a xanga) is hurting the American public, not to mention every other country in the world. If you continue posting on that atrocity of yours, begin to use punctuation, grammer, and proper spelling. Remember, only one exclamation point will suffice. For those of you who are shaky about signing this petition or not, here is an excerpt from her xanga:

"woot, the NHL lockout is basically OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHCKEY!!!!!!!!!(making fun of loser dave aka duessel)

hockey rhymes with pocky!!!!!!!

i like hockey

hockey hockey hockey hockey hockey hockey!!!!!!

wow i am sooo hyper

hehe

thats about it



I LOVE YOU ERIC!!!! "

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