ONE Fic Every THREE Months

Dear X_tremeroswellian,





We, The Undersigned, understand that you are a very busy woman, and that you have many -many- commitments, many of which are in the involvement of your new fandom, "Joan of Arcadia".





We want to let you know that we are most upset that you are no longer writing your beautiful pieces of writing, and ask that you please, PLEASE, write at least ONE new Bosco and Faith smut-fic every THREE months, for those of us who really treasure the great work you do. We know it is a lot to ask, but without your smut-fics, we are sure to go insane.





In your agreement to the terms as posted above, we promise not to hound you for any more fic....unless of course you fail to release a new Bosco and Faith smut-fic every three months (12 weeks), then, and ONLY then, will we come and annoy you until you give us what we want.





It is with much regret that a more peaceful agreement was not able to be made, but you have left us with no other choice EXCEPT to pursue other means to get you writing more of what WE, your loyal fans, want.





We thank you for your time, and accept that you will find these terms to your liking.