Petition to move the Canucks from Vancouver

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Mr. Gary Bettman Whereas the Vancouver Canucks have made it to the Stanley Cup Finals twice in the past 17 years and Whereas both of these occasions have resulted in rioting, injury, property damage, and general mayhem on the part of Vancouver fans and/or citizens. and Whereas there is no evidence to believe that this situation will change, modify, or otherwise improve. Whereas the events in Vancouver in 1994 and again in 2011 reflect negatively on the city of Vancouver, Canada, the NHL, and the sport of hockey in general. This petition proposes that an NHL Hockey team in Vancouver poses a very real hazard to persons, property, and the general public peace, as well as an undue taxpayer burden, in the form of damages, law enforcement and judicial salaries, medical facilities and infrastructure. As such it is the hope of the signers of this petition that the NHL commissioner, currently Mr Gary Bettman find a more suitable, desirable, and more appropriate (as in regards to the public peace and safety) for the team currently known as the Vancouver Canucks. TL;DR: Please move the Canucks somewhere people don't act like savages when they lose a hockey game, destroying property, assaulting citizens and law enforcement officials, wasting taxpayer dollars, and making everybody involved in the sport look bad.
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7 signatures
Goal: 10,000,000
Latest Signatures
24 September 2012
7. Angelo Rosato | I support this petition
27 June 2011
6. Alfred Heckmann | I support this petition
20 June 2011
5. William Blagdon | I support this petition
20 June 2011
4. Dean McKilligan | Kirk has a nice pussy...wait its a tiny cock.
20 June 2011
3. Fraser Depue | @Kirk how come your cock is so small?
20 June 2011
2. Vlad Howard | I had a menage with Kirk Richardson and Betman
20 June 2011
1. Fred Penner | Kirk sucked my cock last night
20 June 2011
0. Kirk Richardson | I like to suck Bettman's cock.
20 June 2011
-1. Ass Wipe Bettman | Richardson has a little bitty cock...Bettman likes to suck
20 June 2011
-2. LOL LOL | Go Fuck yourself Bettman
17 June 2011
-3. Fred Penner | The Vancouver Canuck fanbase is pathetic.
17 June 2011
-4. Elaine St Louis | I support this petition
17 June 2011
-5. Dean McKilligan | The canucks fan base is no longer deserving of an NHL team
16 June 2011
-6. Sarah Howden | I support this petition
16 June 2011
-7. Jame Gumb | I support this petition
16 June 2011
-8. Vlad Howard | I support this petition. Move them to Seattle!
16 June 2011
-9. John Kinlocker | Send them to Saskatoon!!!
16 June 2011
-10. Fraser Depue | I support this petition
16 June 2011
-11. Kirk Richardson | I support this petition
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