WHEREAS the band known as PHISH chose to disband for an indefinite period of time, beginning October 7, 2000;
WHEREAS this self-imposed hiatus is now nearly 600 dark days in duration; and
WHEREAS said hiatus has seen the election of an addlepated trust fundbaby to the highest office in the world, unprecedented international
turmoil and unrest, the wholesale repeal of environmental protections,
and the release of Mariah Carey's "Glitter," all of which suggest a dire cosmic imbalance;
BE IT MOVED that Phish shall be immediately drafted into service of its country;
BE IT MOVED that Phish be called to its higher mission and purpose to grace all who will listen with its music;
BE IT MOVED that Phish shall once again feel the love and respect of its fans like the first warm rays of the dawn of the new millennium;
BE IT MOVED that Phish shall descend upon the land without delay and jam like beasts unleashed;
BE IT MOVED that Phish shall uncork a Tweezer that scares the agents of doom and violence back into their hidey-holes;