Ramen Noodle and HJ Day

There are 2 holidays that celebrate the love between a man and a woman: Valentine's Day (Feb. 24th) and "Steak and Blowjob Day" (Mar. 20th). There is now a holiday that has been created for the single men who cannot participate in these other holidays. From this point in time, March 21st will be known as "Ramen Noodle and Handjob Day". Why should only the men who have girlfriends, hookups, wives or escorts that cook for well-paying patrons get a holiday while single men get no holiday? The fact is... single men feel left out. Please help celebrate this holiday with one of your single guy friends. Simply purchase a packet of Ramen Noodles from your local grocer, hand it to your friend and wish him a happy "Ramen Noodle and Handjob Day". He will appreciate your thoughtfulness and celebrate it with pride. If you are single and do not have friends, please feel free to purchase your own noodles and join the millions of other men that are celebrating the holiday - whether they know they are or not. March 21st... "Ramen Noodle and Handjob Day"... let us celebrate!