RE: "Fuck Grapefruit"

It has come to the attention of the undersigned that the "XKCD" (http://www.xkcd.com/) comic "Fuck Grapefruit" (Comic ID: 388) is factually inaccurate. In particular, the position of grapes in relation to peaches is simply untenable.

Seedless grapes are both "easy" and "tasty", to a much greater extent than a peach. With the current situation, peaches are represented as only slightly more difficult to consume than a grape. By inaccurate testing and faulty examination of available facts, they are also listed as more "tasty". We request that the comic "Fuck Grapefruit" be re-released with the corrections in place.

It is our fear that continued misrepresentation of grapes in relation to peaches will cause riots in several major cities around the world. We would sooner not see these events become reality, and ask that grapes be re-evaluated and placed as the ultimate fruit, in the top-right corner of the graph.