Reagan - We Owe Him

To: (Elected or appointed official)
In recognition of what President Ronald W. Reagans terms in office did for our great nation and the fact his policies continue to resonated in the lives of working class Americans till this day:

We, the undersigned, do formally petition the President of the United States, the United States Congress, and all other members of the United States Government, to draw up and pass legislation setting up a memorial befitting the memory of the great American President Ronald Wilson Reagan.

We the undersigned believe that the memorial to Reagan should be equivalent in magnitude and stature to the legacy of his presidency. Like the monuments dedicated to Presidents such as Washington, Lincoln, Kennedy, Jefferson, and F.D.R; the memorial should be large in scale, touch Americans directly for years to come, be something we can pass down to our children, and signify the true importance of this American President.

We the undersigned, understanding that accomplishing a task of this magnitude takes time, would like to see the memorial completed by July 4th, 2005.
We Request:
1. That your introduce, vote for, and support the legislation to rename the National Debt as the Ronald Reagan National Debt. We owe him and every other nation on earth for his presidency.

2. That you publicly support the placing Reagans likeness on all U.S. currency, stamps, food stamps, product warning labels and mattress tags.

3. Consider renaming government funded homeless shelters (if you can still find any), tax shelters (lots of them) and/or off-shore banks after Reagan. Some other naming opportunities may include: depleted forests, corporate embezzlement trials, military installations, the Its a Small World ride at Disney (song lyrics would need to be changed also), wars for oil, X-treme anything, the state of Texas, George Ws former drinking and drug habit, strip mining and drilling installations on national park land, Light beer, national super-fund clean-up sights (Love Canal to Love Reagan - Hey!? Sound good doesnt it), secret arms deals, the Atkins Diet, large scale and un-needed windfall projects for the military industrial complex (Enduring Freedom could become The Enduring Gipper), the new federal poverty levels, Jennifer Lopezs next two husbands, regimes that suppress and murder their own people but have cash for guns (a.k.a. A Reagan Republic), one of Michael Moores chins (warning - this may be structurally impossible since he admits that there are already three presidents there now), lap dances, One of Dick Cheneys heart attacks, Gary Indiana, Gary Coleman...and the list goes on and on.

Its the least we can do!
Please add your own thoughts when you sign!