Return Trailer Park Boys to television immediatly

To whomever dicks this concerns :

We the undersigned are totally pissed off about the end of the Trailer Park Boys. The entire continent of North America is waiting for season 8 and someone fucked it up.

We the undersigned petition under the freedom and voices act that Showcase Television and Topsail Entertainment or whoever is responsible for this shit storm to fuck off and return the Trailer Park Boys and Sunnyvale back to television immediately.

The cast shall be restored in its entirety including all of the following characters and any I may have left out.
Ricky
Julian
Bubbles
Lucy
Mr. Lahey
Randy
Sarah
J-Roc
Tyrone
Ray
Barb Lahey
Trinity

And even those dicks Cory & Trevor

We also petition that a formal and public APOLOGY by party's responsible to citizens of both Canada and The United States and this televised APOLOGY must be made by each dick who was responsible for canceling the show.

We also petition that for the trouble , pain and suffering , discomfort and anger the responsible execs put everyone through by this dumb decision that seasons 8 - 15 contain 2 extra episodes and a an X-mas special annually.

We also petition that Showcase Television acknowledge Trailer Park Boys is deserving of being reinstated and is the pride of Dartmouth.

We also petition that the responsible execs do some book learning and see that some of the longest running shows on television ran for hundreds of episodes and those shows sucked moose balls compared to Trailer Park Boys.

And lastly we the undersigned petition Showcase Television promise they will never do something so stupid and fucked up again.