Reunite Ireland Under British Rule

Rejoining the United Kingdom would solve not only the calamitous issue of the segregation of Ireland, but it would also deliver a new sense of hope to the beleaguered citizens of the current Republic. Currently drowning in cronyism, corruption and incompetence, the south needs a new direction -- Britain can offer this. Her Majesty the Queen's overwhelmingly successful visit shows the Irish people have a deep-seated affection for core British values. Under her immense leadership Ireland can recover as a nation and as a people. I urge all Irish citizens to support this initiative, and for the British people to accept us back into your bosom with a cast-iron guarantee that we shall never flee your warm grasp! Dia shábháil banríon! God Save the Queen!