Seeking various remedies regarding various local and state agencies denying access to databases for United States federally-required lobbying reporting
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Office of Public Records of the
Office of the Secretary of the United States Senate
Secretary of the United States Senate Nancy Erickson
Superintendent of Public Records Dana K. McCallum
Attention: Secretary Nancy Erickson and the
Honorable Dana K. McCallum
Washington, District of Columbia 20510-7116
Main telephone numbers: 1-(202)-224-0322 and 1-(202)-224--0758
Legislative Resource Center of the
Office of the Clerk of the United States House of Representatives
Attention: The Honorable Karen L. Hass
Washington, District of Columbia 20515-6612
Main telephone numbers: 1-(202)-225-7000 and 1-(202)-226-5200
Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc.s main U.S. Senate lobbying identification number:
81830.
Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc.s main U.S. House of Representatives lobbying identification number: 36357.
Re: Seeking various remedies regarding various local and state agencies denying access to databases for reporting.
Dear Madam Secretary, Clerk et al.:
Speaking and acting within ALL, ALL, ALL my capacities, including and especially as the Consultant and registered Lobbyist at the private firm Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc.: I currently am unable to electronically file my required lobbying reports as per 2 U.S.C. section 1604 et seq. ever since one of my former clients refused to remit my firm for services rendered (since the middle of October 2009) and resultantly and probably illegally kept all my then-remaining computer equipment, including my then-severely-disabled laptop (i.e., an unrestricted Hewlett-Packard (HP) laptop) and an older-and-still-useable, unrestricted IBM desktop. Making matters worse for my firm and me, various major and minor public and private libraries and many for-profit computer et al. stores have upgraded their respective public computers to as their patrons and customers are unable to, among various other means, download the required U.S. Congressional lobbying software so the respective lobbyist and staff can upload, thus preventing those respective lobbyists from submitting their reports and other filings if their private and/or firms computers are unavailable to them. In my firms particular instance, the last straw occurred earlier within the fourth calendar quarter of November 2010 when we discovered the private, not-for-profit Harborfields Public Library (U.S. EIN (i.e., U.S. federal Employer Identification Number) 11-2218112, headquartered and located at 31 Broadway, Greenlawn, New York 11740-1382) restricted practically all downloads possible from the respective Office of the Clerk of the U.S. House of Representatives Legislative Resource Center filing webpage/website and resultantly preventing any and all uploads from same webpage/website. (Said library followed and is following the lead of practically each and every major and minor library et al. (including the private, not-for-profit Queens Borough Public Library (U.S. EIN 11-1904262, headquartered at 8911 Merrick Boulevard, Jamaica, New York 11432-5242), the private, not-for-profit Brooklyn Public Library (U.S. EIN 11-1904261, headquartered at Ten Grand Army Plaza, Brooklyn, New York 11238-5619), the respective government agencies South Huntington Public Library (currently headquartered at 145 Pidgeon Hill Road, Huntington Station, New York 11746-7699) and New York Public Library (headquartered at Eleven West 40th Street, First Floor, New York, New York 10018-2668 (I am using the main service entrances address as it is easier to find and state than the official Fifth Avenue one.)) and the publicly-traded, for-profit Staples Inc. and FedEx Office Print & Ship Services, Inc. of the FedEx Corporation) who apparently received and receive publicly-unspecified grants or/and loans to use publicly-unspecified software that ostensibly upgrade various programs et al. but actually do the opposite at times and creates the aforementioned restrictions.)
On behalf of my firm, I am not making any excuses for not filing the required reports et al. as per federal law, rules, regulations et al. I now am, however, belatedly (to say the least) asking for your much-needed help in acquiring an unrestricted laptop (preferably the most-versatile HP laptop models, our firms now-lost/stolen main in-house computer) as my firm and I currently are destitute and unable to legally purchase let alone even rent a legally-acquired laptop and continue our filings. My firm and I want to continue making and submitting all our missing and unaccounted-for filings literally as soon as possible as we are interacting with various governmental et al. officials et al. increasingly and exponentially even more so now since our early-calendar-year-2009-time-stamped-and-dated filings and want our interactions (at least from our end) to metaphorically et al. see the light of day also literally as soon as possible via the tried-and-true public record.
Please help us here, Madam Secretary, Clerk et al. From all of us at Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc., thank you.
Sincerely yours,
Mr. Robert J. Brassell, Jr.,
acting within ALL, ALL, ALL my capacities, INCLUDING AND ESPECIALLY as and for myself per se, the Delois Albert Brassell Estate Administrator (via New York State Surrogate Court (Suffolk County) index number 176A2004, court certificate number 17268, D-U-N-S Number 831823948 and U.S. CAGE Code 5PAZ8), the Robert James Brassell Estate Administrator (via New York State Surrogate Court (Suffolk County) index number 177A2004, court certificate number 17269, D-U-N-S Number 962019514 and U.S. CAGE Code 64WJ9) and the actively-registered-with-both-Houses-of-the-United-States-federal-Congress, pro bono lobbyist (via U.S. House lobbying client identification numbers 363570019, 363570000 and 363570018 and U.S. Senate lobbying client identification numbers 81830-773, 81830-633, 81830-618 and 81830-36) and unpaid consultant at my private firm Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc., for EACH AND EVERY ONE of the aforementioned entities and their respective Estates.
Process Handler et al. for Hire, Inc.
Attention: Mr. Robert J. Brassell, Jr., N.P.
Post Office Box 327
James A. Farley Post Office Building
New York, New York 10116-0327
Permanent and main electronic mail/email/e-mail address: [email protected]
One of my secondary electronic mail/email/e-mail address: [email protected]
Current cellular telephone number: 1-(646)-895-3914
cc: Speaker of the United States House of Representatives John Andrew (A.) Boehner,
Minority Leader of the United States House of Representatives Nancy Patricia DAlesandro Pelosi,
Majority Leader of the United States Senate Harry Mason (M.) Reid,
Minority Leader of the United States Senate Addison Mitchell (Mitch) McConnell, and
President Pro Tempore of the United States Senate Daniel Ken (Dan) Inouye.
RJB, Jr., N.P.
Office of the Secretary of the United States Senate
Secretary of the United States Senate Nancy Erickson
Superintendent of Public Records Dana K. McCallum
Attention: Secretary Nancy Erickson and the
Honorable Dana K. McCallum
Washington, District of Columbia 20510-7116
Main telephone numbers: 1-(202)-224-0322 and 1-(202)-224--0758
Legislative Resource Center of the
Office of the Clerk of the United States House of Representatives
Attention: The Honorable Karen L. Hass
Washington, District of Columbia 20515-6612
Main telephone numbers: 1-(202)-225-7000 and 1-(202)-226-5200
Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc.s main U.S. Senate lobbying identification number:
81830.
Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc.s main U.S. House of Representatives lobbying identification number: 36357.
Re: Seeking various remedies regarding various local and state agencies denying access to databases for reporting.
Dear Madam Secretary, Clerk et al.:
Speaking and acting within ALL, ALL, ALL my capacities, including and especially as the Consultant and registered Lobbyist at the private firm Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc.: I currently am unable to electronically file my required lobbying reports as per 2 U.S.C. section 1604 et seq. ever since one of my former clients refused to remit my firm for services rendered (since the middle of October 2009) and resultantly and probably illegally kept all my then-remaining computer equipment, including my then-severely-disabled laptop (i.e., an unrestricted Hewlett-Packard (HP) laptop) and an older-and-still-useable, unrestricted IBM desktop. Making matters worse for my firm and me, various major and minor public and private libraries and many for-profit computer et al. stores have upgraded their respective public computers to as their patrons and customers are unable to, among various other means, download the required U.S. Congressional lobbying software so the respective lobbyist and staff can upload, thus preventing those respective lobbyists from submitting their reports and other filings if their private and/or firms computers are unavailable to them. In my firms particular instance, the last straw occurred earlier within the fourth calendar quarter of November 2010 when we discovered the private, not-for-profit Harborfields Public Library (U.S. EIN (i.e., U.S. federal Employer Identification Number) 11-2218112, headquartered and located at 31 Broadway, Greenlawn, New York 11740-1382) restricted practically all downloads possible from the respective Office of the Clerk of the U.S. House of Representatives Legislative Resource Center filing webpage/website and resultantly preventing any and all uploads from same webpage/website. (Said library followed and is following the lead of practically each and every major and minor library et al. (including the private, not-for-profit Queens Borough Public Library (U.S. EIN 11-1904262, headquartered at 8911 Merrick Boulevard, Jamaica, New York 11432-5242), the private, not-for-profit Brooklyn Public Library (U.S. EIN 11-1904261, headquartered at Ten Grand Army Plaza, Brooklyn, New York 11238-5619), the respective government agencies South Huntington Public Library (currently headquartered at 145 Pidgeon Hill Road, Huntington Station, New York 11746-7699) and New York Public Library (headquartered at Eleven West 40th Street, First Floor, New York, New York 10018-2668 (I am using the main service entrances address as it is easier to find and state than the official Fifth Avenue one.)) and the publicly-traded, for-profit Staples Inc. and FedEx Office Print & Ship Services, Inc. of the FedEx Corporation) who apparently received and receive publicly-unspecified grants or/and loans to use publicly-unspecified software that ostensibly upgrade various programs et al. but actually do the opposite at times and creates the aforementioned restrictions.)
On behalf of my firm, I am not making any excuses for not filing the required reports et al. as per federal law, rules, regulations et al. I now am, however, belatedly (to say the least) asking for your much-needed help in acquiring an unrestricted laptop (preferably the most-versatile HP laptop models, our firms now-lost/stolen main in-house computer) as my firm and I currently are destitute and unable to legally purchase let alone even rent a legally-acquired laptop and continue our filings. My firm and I want to continue making and submitting all our missing and unaccounted-for filings literally as soon as possible as we are interacting with various governmental et al. officials et al. increasingly and exponentially even more so now since our early-calendar-year-2009-time-stamped-and-dated filings and want our interactions (at least from our end) to metaphorically et al. see the light of day also literally as soon as possible via the tried-and-true public record.
Please help us here, Madam Secretary, Clerk et al. From all of us at Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc., thank you.
Sincerely yours,
Mr. Robert J. Brassell, Jr.,
acting within ALL, ALL, ALL my capacities, INCLUDING AND ESPECIALLY as and for myself per se, the Delois Albert Brassell Estate Administrator (via New York State Surrogate Court (Suffolk County) index number 176A2004, court certificate number 17268, D-U-N-S Number 831823948 and U.S. CAGE Code 5PAZ8), the Robert James Brassell Estate Administrator (via New York State Surrogate Court (Suffolk County) index number 177A2004, court certificate number 17269, D-U-N-S Number 962019514 and U.S. CAGE Code 64WJ9) and the actively-registered-with-both-Houses-of-the-United-States-federal-Congress, pro bono lobbyist (via U.S. House lobbying client identification numbers 363570019, 363570000 and 363570018 and U.S. Senate lobbying client identification numbers 81830-773, 81830-633, 81830-618 and 81830-36) and unpaid consultant at my private firm Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc., for EACH AND EVERY ONE of the aforementioned entities and their respective Estates.
Process Handler et al. for Hire, Inc.
Attention: Mr. Robert J. Brassell, Jr., N.P.
Post Office Box 327
James A. Farley Post Office Building
New York, New York 10116-0327
Permanent and main electronic mail/email/e-mail address: [email protected]
One of my secondary electronic mail/email/e-mail address: [email protected]
Current cellular telephone number: 1-(646)-895-3914
cc: Speaker of the United States House of Representatives John Andrew (A.) Boehner,
Minority Leader of the United States House of Representatives Nancy Patricia DAlesandro Pelosi,
Majority Leader of the United States Senate Harry Mason (M.) Reid,
Minority Leader of the United States Senate Addison Mitchell (Mitch) McConnell, and
President Pro Tempore of the United States Senate Daniel Ken (Dan) Inouye.
RJB, Jr., N.P.
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