Send Ubergoomba to Space
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NASA wants so desperately to communicate with the aliens, UBERGOOMBA can do it, by leaving planet earth, all aliens will detect UBERGOOMBA's presence and thus will attempt to contact him.
UBERGOOMBA believes that his frigged up, psycho self and mind will transmit sensory awarness to a degree that aliens will attempt to contact earth.
UBERGOOMBA also wants, due to feminist efforts, to keep the space shuttle crew female, and thus he can bone them in anti-gravity and do a lot of special positions in the anti-gravity!!
just imagine girls going wild in anti-gravity and you know what flying in the air!!! Just sign, ok!!
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