Solve world hunger, kill the emos

This petition solves two major problems in todays world: The abundance of emo people and the population of starving children is Africa. We want to send all the emo people to Africa so the starving children can eat them. This helps get rid of the emo people, which nobody likes anyway. This also helps clothe the African children. After they are done devouring their emo person, they can take their clothes to wear for warmth. We hope to send the fatter of the emo people. The fatter ones are more filling, have bigger clothes, and they cant run as fast, thus making this project even more efficient.

Please sign this petition. You are helping to get rid of those emo bitches and you are helping feed and clothe a poor, starving African child.