Steak and BJ Day

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts flowers dinner shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Fact is ...guys feel left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day." Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show her man just how much she loves him. No cards, no flowers no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March!

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Goal

1,000 signatures

Goal: 5,000

Latest Signatures

13 January 2016

1000. Austin C | I support this petition

11 January 2016

999. John B | Ohhhh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

11 January 2016

998. Jonathan Bradshaw | I support this petition

30 December 2015

997. Eric H | i concurr

29 December 2015

996. Jeremy S | God gave women 3 holes and 2 hands, so they could cover up the 2 they don't want us in.

24 December 2015

995. Julie C | I support this petition

24 December 2015

994. Brendan A | I support this petition

23 December 2015

993. Chris K | I support this petition

23 December 2015

992. Julio Madridj | I beleive every man deserves a day for themselves. If we get at least one day a year it could lower the divorce rate. We now have a day to look forward to other than our birthday.

18 December 2015

991. Shane A | I support this petition

15 December 2015

990. Darren L | I support this petition

5 December 2015

989. Stewie Powers | steak optional?

3 December 2015

988. Renee Owens | I support this petition

1 December 2015

987. Kim V | I support this petition

28 November 2015

986. Dat Dudenamedr | I'd love this holiday to be in effect immediately!

24 November 2015

985. Sami Alia | В

17 November 2015

984. Roberto Beltran | "Hey,nice site look this:

12 November 2015

983. Jim B | I love BJ'S

11 November 2015

982. John D | I support this petition

10 November 2015

981. Derek F | I support this petition

4 November 2015

980. Ryan Sr | I support this petition

3 November 2015

979. Kevin C | I support this petition

28 October 2015

978. Dave H | Hope theres not going to a one steak limit.

27 October 2015

977. Todd | yes, let us men stand up and cheer, a day of eating our fave food, while not having to listen to the other half cause her mouth is full too

14 October 2015

976. Jessica S | I support this petition

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By: Minnie Hubbard

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Petition target:
U.S. Congress