Located in the musically inept portion of the world nee United States, we the devout fans would like to express our deepest concern and disgust for your lack of consideration for those located in this pop-plagued hellhole. We firmly believe that with your cooperation we can, with ease, defeat the evil cohorts of Adema, and Hoobastank furthermore clearing a path for symphonic rock in the Americas. We the loyal American fans of the divine duo: Therion and Tristania, backed by Allah, Jesus, Odin, and Yahweh petition you, the bands, to incorporate an American leg into your 2005 itinerary. We the petitioners believe that the only way purge the homeland of crappy music, liberating those of us with superior tastes is a nation-wide Tristania and Therion led tour/crusade.
No price too high,