The UGT/HHUGT Integration Project Threads Must End!

It is the opinion of all sensible minds that the "UGT/HHUGT Integration Project" threads should hereby cease to exist at the Utopian General Talk forum found on Swirve.com. Furthermore, we request that Shane "HH Evenflow" be charged with violation of the forum rules established by creator Mehul Patel stating that you are not allowed to "Spam or post multiple copies of similar messages".

We demand a minimum punishment of permabannage and a maximum punishment of a very personal lesson about following the rules, delivered by the moderator "Mad Cat" - S&M style. The prosecution is willing to make a deal with the aforementioned violator under the conditions that he:

1) Unrobotize himself and become a human being. A good start would be to use "lol" a couple of times, just to get a feeling of humanity.

2) Add [email protected] to the Avidgamers site.

3) Shave the beard and stop trying to live out a horror movie in the backwoods of Utah.

4) Discontinue the spamming of people's email addresses in an effort to lure them into actively posting on the Avidgamers forum. Even penile enlargement emails are undoubtedly more interesting. Not to mention useful!

If these conditions are met and there is a continuing non-existence of the "UGT/HHUGT Integration Project" threads, then all will be forgiven. Otherwise we, The Undersigned, expect "HH Evenflow" will face conviction and suffer the consequences of his crimes.