Tommy Wiseau for Twilight: Breaking Dawn

The following petition is to persuade Summit Entertainment to select Tommy Wiseau, esteemed director of the cult hit "The Room", to direct the next sequel of the Twilight Saga, "Breaking Dawn." I believe that this is in the best interest of those who are followers of the Twilight Saga, followers of the enigmatic director Tommy Wiseau, and those who withhold an eye strong with heartfelt appreciation for the art of film itself. I feel that Wiseau's unique directorial flavoring which filled The Room with content unlike any other film would be the best suited for the particular plot lines that run through the acclaimed Twilight Saga. If you agree with this proposition, please sign the following.