An internet petition to ban all internet petitions

Online petitions have been plaguing the internet, disguised as a real method of formally voicing demands to a corporation or government. The reality is they are pointless, easy to exploit, and not seen by the law of any country in the world as a true petition. They are not viable, and will never amount to anything but a waste of bandwidth. Those who take them seriously are fools who are too lazy to organize something that could seriously make an impact on the target of said online petition.





In the end, the online petitions are an illusion for the masses of having a say and true freedom. We must rise up against this offending mirage, and realize that the only way to change the world is through true organization, and not by simply slopping together some half-assed tripe on a commercial site, petitiononline.com. Ban this site for it is but a joke of true freedom. It mocks us, since making a petition here is as useless as writing a petition in the sand before high tide. Not all petitions are useless, in fact they are a worthy effort, but as we all know, the internet only makes you stupid. Stupid enough to believe in online petitions. Let us throw the shackles of stupidity, and raise our voice via viable means of declaring what the masses want from the world's corporations and governments. Our voice must be heard, not laughed at and ignored.