BOMB DENMARK
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this is a dare for any goverment in the world who has an army!
as the world knows icelanders were once under control af the danish kingdom and got freedom in the year 1944 after a long fight for freedom and ever since we have to learn danish and every tenage boy/girl in iceland hates danish! so we want to stop learning this stupid FUCKIN language!!! this is just a big consperacy see the danish people dont like learning english so nobody learns english and when turists come to denmark and want to go to the theame park "Tivoli" they cant beacouse the danish cashier doesn't know english so that is why the icelanders have to learn danish beacouse the danish are so lazy that they cant learn english! and also if you go to a coffeplace you can't get a cup of coffe beacouse when you say "kan jeg get a kop of kaffe" the salesman says "heeeeeeee kjeeeeeeeefeeeeeeeee" in a realy depressed voice.
we icelanders are sick of learning about lars and lena an how they are togetherand shit.
the french are also lazy to learn english so if you want to go to france you'l have to learn french but the french aren't as boring and depressed as the FUCKIN danish!
and lars ulrich drum player in metallica is the only dane who deserves to live beacouse he hatet denmark so muck that he joined a cool band to at least deserve to live!
so please any country in the world BOMB DENMARK!!!!!!!
нslenska:
юetta er бskorun til hverrar rнkistjуrnar н heiminum sem hefur her
einsog alюjур veit юб vorum viр undir danahelvнtunum alveg юar til 1944 юar til aр snillingurinn jуn sigurрsson var bъinn aр berjast nуg svo aр viр fengum loksins sjбlfstжрi undan юessu helvнtis skнta konungsrнki! EN! viр юurfum aр lжra dцnsku sem er leiрinlegasta tungumбl hjб leiрinlegurstu юjур н heiminum og юaр er vituр staрreind aр hver einasti unglingur HATAR dцnsku svo af hverju eigum viр aр lжra юetta tungumбl? nъ юetta er allt eitt stуrt samsжri! danir nenna ekki aр lжra ensku svo юaр er ekki hжgt aр tala viр danina ъtaf юeir kunna ekki dцnsku! н orрum jуns gnarr:
"юaр er ekki hжgt aр fб einn kaffibolla н danmцrku йg labba innб kaffihъs og segi"kan jeg get a kop of kaffe tak", afgreiрslumaрurinn horfir б mann og segir "heeee kjeeeeeeeefeeeeeeeee" danir eru sko ekkert vieglad og юaр er ekki gaman н danmцrku! og йg er lнka orрinn leiрur б aр lжra um lars og lena og hvaр юau eru kжrustupar og юannig"
og hvaр eigum viр aр gera н юessu? sitja bara og lжra юetta skнta жlu tungumбl? NEI! viр skulum neita aр lжra юetta юar til aр meрaleinkun н dцnsku er komin niрur н 3 юб kanski fer rнkistjуrnin okkar aр lжra "jб kanski finnst krцkkum leiрinlegt aр lжra dцnsku, lбtum bara hжtta aр kenna dцnsku og юб verрur allt н gъddн" en юaр mun taka mцrg бr fyrir юessa danavini н alюingishъsinu aр fatta юaр юannig aр юaр verрur aр taka til aрgerрa!
юess vegna plнннz einhver юjур SPRENGJUM DANMЦRKU!!!
frakkar eru lнka einsog danir en юeir eru samt mikiр skemmtilegra fуlk!
The words "Sincerely, The Undersigned" will automatically
be added at the end of the petition statement but this is not "Sincerely" this is serius!
this is a dare for any goverment in the world who has an army!
as the world knows icelanders were once under control af the danish kingdom and got freedom in the year 1944 after a long fight for freedom and ever since we have to learn danish and every tenage boy/girl in iceland hates danish! so we want to stop learning this stupid FUCKIN language!!! this is just a big consperacy see the danish people dont like learning english so nobody learns english and when turists come to denmark and want to go to the theame park "Tivoli" they cant beacouse the danish cashier doesn't know english so that is why the icelanders have to learn danish beacouse the danish are so lazy that they cant learn english! and also if you go to a coffeplace you can't get a cup of coffe beacouse when you say "kan jeg get a kop of kaffe" the salesman says "heeeeeeee kjeeeeeeeefeeeeeeeee" in a realy depressed voice.
we icelanders are sick of learning about lars and lena an how they are togetherand shit.
the french are also lazy to learn english so if you want to go to france you'l have to learn french but the french aren't as boring and depressed as the FUCKIN danish!
and lars ulrich drum player in metallica is the only dane who deserves to live beacouse he hatet denmark so muck that he joined a cool band to at least deserve to live!
so please any country in the world BOMB DENMARK!!!!!!!
нslenska:
юetta er бskorun til hverrar rнkistjуrnar н heiminum sem hefur her
einsog alюjур veit юб vorum viр undir danahelvнtunum alveg юar til 1944 юar til aр snillingurinn jуn sigurрsson var bъinn aр berjast nуg svo aр viр fengum loksins sjбlfstжрi undan юessu helvнtis skнta konungsrнki! EN! viр юurfum aр lжra dцnsku sem er leiрinlegasta tungumбl hjб leiрinlegurstu юjур н heiminum og юaр er vituр staрreind aр hver einasti unglingur HATAR dцnsku svo af hverju eigum viр aр lжra юetta tungumбl? nъ юetta er allt eitt stуrt samsжri! danir nenna ekki aр lжra ensku svo юaр er ekki hжgt aр tala viр danina ъtaf юeir kunna ekki dцnsku! н orрum jуns gnarr:
"юaр er ekki hжgt aр fб einn kaffibolla н danmцrku йg labba innб kaffihъs og segi"kan jeg get a kop of kaffe tak", afgreiрslumaрurinn horfir б mann og segir "heeee kjeeeeeeeefeeeeeeeee" danir eru sko ekkert vieglad og юaр er ekki gaman н danmцrku! og йg er lнka orрinn leiрur б aр lжra um lars og lena og hvaр юau eru kжrustupar og юannig"
og hvaр eigum viр aр gera н юessu? sitja bara og lжra юetta skнta жlu tungumбl? NEI! viр skulum neita aр lжra юetta юar til aр meрaleinkun н dцnsku er komin niрur н 3 юб kanski fer rнkistjуrnin okkar aр lжra "jб kanski finnst krцkkum leiрinlegt aр lжra dцnsku, lбtum bara hжtta aр kenna dцnsku og юб verрur allt н gъddн" en юaр mun taka mцrg бr fyrir юessa danavini н alюingishъsinu aр fatta юaр юannig aр юaр verрur aр taka til aрgerрa!
юess vegna plнннz einhver юjур SPRENGJUM DANMЦRKU!!!
frakkar eru lнka einsog danir en юeir eru samt mikiр skemmtilegra fуlk!
The words "Sincerely, The Undersigned" will automatically
be added at the end of the petition statement but this is not "Sincerely" this is serius!
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