Bring Back Drunk Jessie
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Recently, the Drunk Jessie myspace page has ceased to exist. We, the undersigned, as inhabitants of Earth, support the existence of the Drunk Jessie myspace account, on the grounds that said course of action would lead to a plurality of detrimental effects, including, but not limited to a decrease in team morale and an increase in crime. Studies have shown that visiting the Drunk Jessie page may prevent breast and testicular cancer. We recognize the need for and benefits of Drunk Jessie and believe that the quality of life will increase for all, increasing the Gross Domestic Product of the USA and decreasing poverty and child abuse. If the Drunk Jessie myspace is allowed to be suppressed, the terrorists will have won.
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I yam slow losted withoout MaySpaze. Wee kneed to half me bacck or ellse than what? WHo nos? Who cARES? i NEED HHELP FROM ALL of youu. Byuy the way, I dontt hink I reaaly curre boob canceer, but than agaene I am not so goode weth fax. If I comme back, I w
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