Choose to worship Yoda as your new God
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On Friday the 17th of May I witnessed an act of God. In Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Yoda the little green alien everyone knows and loves performed an unbelievable feat and showed off his massively 1337 lightsaber skillz on the evil Count Dooku. The way Yoda fought was far beyond anything that any mear mortal could possibly comprehend let alone perform. He was a tiny hurricane of unstoppable whirling death. It was at that moment that I realize that Yoda was more than a mortal, above a mortal, beyond a mortal.
He was a God. The God. Realizing as such he deserves to be worshipped accordingly.
Construction on the Church of the Blessed Heart of Yoda has already begun but now is the time to pledge your support... or incur his whirling wrath.
The choice is yours.
He was a God. The God. Realizing as such he deserves to be worshipped accordingly.
Construction on the Church of the Blessed Heart of Yoda has already begun but now is the time to pledge your support... or incur his whirling wrath.
The choice is yours.
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Goal
600 signatures
Goal: 1,000
Latest Signatures
600.
Detective Robertt
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Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
No
Soylent Green is made from Peopleeeee! And Yoda is making it! Yaaaaarrrrgh! Soylent Green is made from Peopleeeeeee!
599.
Olga T
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Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
No
YODA IS MY DADDY!
598.
Kris Cruz
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Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
No
d00d, yoda owns sooo hard...'nuff said...
597.
Buttgerbil B
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Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
No
Hampster Boy, the creator of this petition is a false prophet. Turn ye away from his blasphemy and worship ME, Butt-Gerbil Boy, only begotten Son of t
596.
Cambria Strong
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Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
No
SERVE YODA I WILL
595.
Lord D
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Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
No
yoda is the one and only true god and shall be recognized throughout all the lands!
594.
Smokey Dab
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Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
No
He is King.
593.
Chris Flowers
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Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
No
I love yoda. He's So hot i wanna BUM him! =D
592.
Jay Conley
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Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
No
Hallelu-yoda!
591.
Malachai Allen
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Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
No
Oh yes, deliever your self from the Sith, find salvation in Yoda, JEDIS UNITE!
590.
Redleader Atkins
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Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
No
REDLEADER TO GOLDLEADER, CONCENTRATE SHIELDS TO THE FORWARD POSITION.
589.
Jim Blake
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Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
No
All HAIL MIGHTY YODA!
588.
Alex Poole
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Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
No
OMG YODA IZ T3H GODZ BUT I M AGNOSTIC SO HE IS NOT DA GODZ
586.
Ned F
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Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
No
Gosh darn diddly ding-dong no!
585.
Me Good
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Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
No
Completely Agree
583.
Emperor P
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Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
No
I defeated that little squirt and his friends.
582.
Bart S
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Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
No
Like, don't have a cow, Evan!
581.
God Barton
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Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
No
I am God, not that slimy Green bastard
580.
Klaatu Jacobs
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Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
No
Gort, Klaatu Barada Nikto!
579.
Tron Shea
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Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
No
I will worship Yoda!
578.
Yoda Wilson
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Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
No
Hmmmm, Yoda like the film, Star Wars Episode IV: The Borg Empire Strikes Back." Yeee heee heee heee heee heee heee!
577.
Conan Pena
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Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
No
By Crom, I will not worship Yoda!
576.
Yoda Molina
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Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
No
Thank you, citizens of earth. I look forward to your praises.
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