Fun Dip: Add Another Stick!!!

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We, the Fun Dip-loving citizens of the world, have chosen to take action with this petition to fix one of the world's greatest problems. While Fun Dip may appear to be the perfect candy of choice, it is not. It has one major flaw, one achilles heel so huge, that it often ruins a Fun Dip experience.

People buy their Fun Dip most often in the triple packs, which contain three different flavors. Unfortunately, the penny pinching head honchos at Nestle decided to only give us two sticks to eat our delicious flavored sugar, not three. This is an outrage and an embarrassment for the entire company of Nestle, even their pet dogs! It leads to an amazing predicament:

One can:

a] Use one stick for one flavor, then one stick to use the other two...this brings about the problem of not only mixing flavors, but also forces you to eat two flavors right in a row, or else the stick gets all weird and gross and dry

b] Use the two sticks, then be left without a stick for their final flavor...this forces one to either tip the bag and pour the sugar into their mouth [which leads to a messy shirt and too much sugar entering your mouth at once], or using their finger, making that finger the flavor that you eat for the rest of the day

This is ridiculous, and change is needed. In case Nestle didn't know, in the United States, we pride ourselves on freedom, democracy, and the right to have the proper amount of white sticks for our Fun Dip damnit!

In closing, Nestle, unless you hate America, give us a third stick...we demand it! USA! USA! USA!
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Goal
900 signatures
Goal: 1,000
Latest Signatures
7 December 2015
900. Jake G | to Nestle Give me free fun dip. PLEASE!!!!!
1 December 2015
899. Jeremy S | to Nestle If you added another stick, I would eat fun-dip everyday.
30 November 2015
898. Chet F | to Nestle WE NEED THISSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
29 November 2015
897. Jessica P | I support this petition
26 November 2015
896. Andrea Lap | to Nestle i'm signing this petition on behalf of gabriele immirzi, who is willing to pay 45 in shipping costs to have his beloved fun dip shipped to him in italy from the u.k. i call it madness. he calls it a love affair with the perfect sugar-sugar combi
19 November 2015
895. Anthony T | to Nestle Sell me just the sticks
19 November 2015
894. Sarah H | to Nestle Must have 3 sticks!! i like savoring the 3 flavours, not having to rush to eat 2.
17 November 2015
893. Emily G | to Nestle I never knew people felt the same way i did
14 November 2015
892. Nikolas W | to Nestle SUCK MY DICK, NESTLE!
14 November 2015
891. David Jd | I support this petition
2 November 2015
890. Melissa S | to Nestle psh
31 October 2015
889. Jennifer C | to Nestle Please make a packet with just the stix!!!
31 October 2015
888. Brittany Banks | I support this petition
30 October 2015
887. Ashley S | to Nestle I love Fun-Dip! The sticks are my favorite part. I would love it even more if you would sell just the sticks, it would sell really well
28 October 2015
886. Wolfgang Maxwell | I support this petition
22 October 2015
885. Nick Sandoval | to Nestle add another damn stick
16 October 2015
884. Caroline Price | I support this petition
15 October 2015
883. Lmao Ford | I support this petition
13 October 2015
882. Meg Mccullough | to Nestle IM OUTRAGEDD WITH 2 D's
12 October 2015
881. Steve M | to Nestle The easier you make it to eat the more you'll sell
8 October 2015
880. Jeffrey F | to Nestle fundip is the best candy ever but it needs more sticks!!!! beter yet make a candy out of just the sticks!!!
6 October 2015
879. Lauren Garrett | I support this petition
5 October 2015
878. Danielle Padilla | to Nestle THE STICK IS THE BEST PART!!!!!
23 September 2015
877. Nicole S | I support this petition
20 September 2015
876. Leetah J | to Nestle YES!!! Finally someone is getting a third stick put in!! USA and Fun-DIp!!! Me and my fiance will be so happy if this gets put into effect!!! We might even pass out the new three stick fun dip are our wedding!!
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