HORN FOR GORDON/BOCINA PARA GORDON

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Due to the fact that Gordon Freeman does not speaks a single world in the whole Half Life Universe, we demand VALVE to introduce "The horn" (ala Harpo Marx style) as a ew weapon for him to be able to comunicate with the NPC's of the series, especially with Alyx in order to propose her to go to bed with him.





Debido al hecho de que Gordon Freeman no suelta ni una sуla palabra en toda la saga de Half Life, demandamos que VALVE introduzca "LA BOCINA" como una nueva arma para que Gordon sea capaz de entablar comunicaciуn con los NPC's de la serie, de manera especial con Alyx, para poder proponer a Alyx echar un polvete.
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