Insulted Tomb raider Fans
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ok this petition is firstly not attacking any-ones freedom of speech or opinion. we are all entitled to that. this is because when we buy a magazine at 3.99 featuring even the tinniest picture of our heroine we expect a little bit better than pure slander. we find it insulting as readers and as Tomb Raider Fans. we want you all to know that we are still all out here. LOTS of us and we don't appreciate this:
PSW magazine...after putting a lovely report nice pics and some info on trl has also got this .....THING....
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"strike up the fart trumpet! apparently there's a tomb somewhere in the world that former icon lara croft hasn't gotten around to raiding yet. and here's us thinking we'd killed her off once and for all with our expletive-sodden review of the shoe tasting angel of darkness. sadly no. here she is yet again, flouncing back into psw with those anti gravity ****(breasts) and that inflatable smile. we would be really mad, only the new tomb raider at least looks capable of topping the previous one, a strand of interactive ****(bum)fluff plucked from the fetid crack of a pumpkin faced game designer long sine fired and destroyed. face facts: it can't get any worse."
plus on page 3
lara is referred to as
"Five foot eight of quivering antique-snatching woman hood"
if we're paying you money we want to at least know that you have done the tinniest bit of research, ALL tomb raider books, bios, websites, etc. plainly state her height as FIVE FOOT 9 it always has been from the release of her bio.
Tomb Raider should not be condemned for having ONE not so great game AOD does not define TOMB RAIDER.
for an apology please sign......
PSW magazine...after putting a lovely report nice pics and some info on trl has also got this .....THING....
edited for site purposes
"strike up the fart trumpet! apparently there's a tomb somewhere in the world that former icon lara croft hasn't gotten around to raiding yet. and here's us thinking we'd killed her off once and for all with our expletive-sodden review of the shoe tasting angel of darkness. sadly no. here she is yet again, flouncing back into psw with those anti gravity ****(breasts) and that inflatable smile. we would be really mad, only the new tomb raider at least looks capable of topping the previous one, a strand of interactive ****(bum)fluff plucked from the fetid crack of a pumpkin faced game designer long sine fired and destroyed. face facts: it can't get any worse."
plus on page 3
lara is referred to as
"Five foot eight of quivering antique-snatching woman hood"
if we're paying you money we want to at least know that you have done the tinniest bit of research, ALL tomb raider books, bios, websites, etc. plainly state her height as FIVE FOOT 9 it always has been from the release of her bio.
Tomb Raider should not be condemned for having ONE not so great game AOD does not define TOMB RAIDER.
for an apology please sign......
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