Make Donald Trump Shave His Head
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Dear Mr. Donald Trump,
My name is Slippy Jenkins and Im the head writer at LiquidGeneration.com, one of the greatest entertainment websites on the Internet, and probably the universe.
LiquidGeneration is part of an international consortium of concerned citizens who believe youre deceiving the public about your hair. Every since your television show, The Apprentice, became a successes, youve been on all these talk shows claiming that youre hair is 100\% real.
With all due respect, Mr. Trump: Do you think were a bunch of dumbasses?
Anyone whos ever seen an owls nest knows that your hair is as fake as a million dollar bill. In addition to Siegfried & Roy, Richard Simmons and Weird Al Yankovic, you hair will go down in history as the Worst.
But still, you claim your hair is real.
Mr. Trump, lets settle this confusion once and for all. LiquidGeneration and its international consortium of concerned citizens propose the following challenge:
Shave your head.
If your hair grows back, well have no other choice than to believe its real. Look what happened to The Today Show's Matt Laurer: he shaved his head and half of it didnt grow back. It confirmed what people already knew: the dude is bald.
Mr. Trump, in this petition are thousands of signatures of people who have expressed their desire for you to shave your head. We want to know the truth because we deserve the truth: Is your hair real or fake?
Shave your head and show us.
By the way: if it turns out were wrong and you're right, your hair stylist should be brought to justice and executed, or better yet, be forced to watch an entire season of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
My name is Slippy Jenkins and Im the head writer at LiquidGeneration.com, one of the greatest entertainment websites on the Internet, and probably the universe.
LiquidGeneration is part of an international consortium of concerned citizens who believe youre deceiving the public about your hair. Every since your television show, The Apprentice, became a successes, youve been on all these talk shows claiming that youre hair is 100\% real.
With all due respect, Mr. Trump: Do you think were a bunch of dumbasses?
Anyone whos ever seen an owls nest knows that your hair is as fake as a million dollar bill. In addition to Siegfried & Roy, Richard Simmons and Weird Al Yankovic, you hair will go down in history as the Worst.
But still, you claim your hair is real.
Mr. Trump, lets settle this confusion once and for all. LiquidGeneration and its international consortium of concerned citizens propose the following challenge:
Shave your head.
If your hair grows back, well have no other choice than to believe its real. Look what happened to The Today Show's Matt Laurer: he shaved his head and half of it didnt grow back. It confirmed what people already knew: the dude is bald.
Mr. Trump, in this petition are thousands of signatures of people who have expressed their desire for you to shave your head. We want to know the truth because we deserve the truth: Is your hair real or fake?
Shave your head and show us.
By the way: if it turns out were wrong and you're right, your hair stylist should be brought to justice and executed, or better yet, be forced to watch an entire season of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
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Jeffrey Eyatess
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I'm a bald man myself,so don't be ashamed.
Do you enjoy picking your nose?
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Smiley Gomez
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Hey Annndy? Yes Kickle? Why does Donald Trump's hair suck? I don't know, Kickle, why does Donald Trumps hair suck? I don't know, Andy...I was asking you! Good one Kickle. I know, Andy. *Andy and Kickle, Andy and Kickle the Andy and Kickle Shooooooooooow*
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Jenny C
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I can't tell you how many times I've just wanted to pull that thing up.
Do you enjoy picking your nose?
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