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To the US Congress:
According to Census 2002, there are over 292,608,750 people living in the United States. The Asian Population of the United States is 11,559,027. There are hardly over 4 percent of Asians living in this country.
That is some messed up sh!t.
The purpose of this petition is to bring to your attention the clear violation to mine and others' abilities to pimp asian women.
Asian Males pursuing hot exotic Asian Women, such as myself, are being clearly discriminated against by the greater WHITE, PIECE OF CRAP, Caucasian populous in this country.
According to this statistic, 4 out of every 100 people is asian. Now, if you take into consideration the fact that most people in this country are FUGLY, only 1 of these 4 asians will be attractive and be worth dating.
Thus, in reality, of the ENTIRE united states population, only 1 percent of them is dateable to me and the rest of asian males pursing hot exotic asian women.
On behalf of me and the rest of the asian males pursuing hot exotic asian females, I am requesting an annexation of China, Taiwan, South AND North Korea, and the Philipines....and maybe japan if you have time. After this annexation, we request that a portal be built, allowing for quick teleportation from country to country. This will expedite the process to travel from country to country and will also raise the percentage of hot fine exotic asian women in the country of the United States of America. We also request that you build these transportation portals on each block. thanks and much love, homie.
According to Census 2002, there are over 292,608,750 people living in the United States. The Asian Population of the United States is 11,559,027. There are hardly over 4 percent of Asians living in this country.
That is some messed up sh!t.
The purpose of this petition is to bring to your attention the clear violation to mine and others' abilities to pimp asian women.
Asian Males pursuing hot exotic Asian Women, such as myself, are being clearly discriminated against by the greater WHITE, PIECE OF CRAP, Caucasian populous in this country.
According to this statistic, 4 out of every 100 people is asian. Now, if you take into consideration the fact that most people in this country are FUGLY, only 1 of these 4 asians will be attractive and be worth dating.
Thus, in reality, of the ENTIRE united states population, only 1 percent of them is dateable to me and the rest of asian males pursing hot exotic asian women.
On behalf of me and the rest of the asian males pursuing hot exotic asian females, I am requesting an annexation of China, Taiwan, South AND North Korea, and the Philipines....and maybe japan if you have time. After this annexation, we request that a portal be built, allowing for quick teleportation from country to country. This will expedite the process to travel from country to country and will also raise the percentage of hot fine exotic asian women in the country of the United States of America. We also request that you build these transportation portals on each block. thanks and much love, homie.
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23 May 2015
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Anthony A
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i agree but here is the twist im not asian im latino and i feel that there needs to be more asian women here cuz lets face it there the hottest thing around. i mean im not saying i wouldnt get with anything else but my first choice would be an asian chick
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Senate Bb
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Well, as important as your topic may be, it doesn't matter because nobody cares about online petitions.
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Ping Pongc
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Look, idiot - you don't get any hot Asian women because you have a tiny minisule rice dick. All the Asian babes like white guys.
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George Wb
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May I say on behalf of our nation we sympathise the situation you have encountered, please accept as a gesture of good will (and for backing us in the Iraqi conflict) this Asian pron movie which will be sent directly to your home. You will have to forward
3 October 2012
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