Pacifica Desires to Secede from Union
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Whereas the majority of voters in the United States have shown an unacceptable lack of common sense, basic human decency and concern for social justice;
Whereas the rising tide of reactionary conservatism is overwhelming many parts of the country;
Whereas we were always cooler than you fly-over bumpkins in the first place;
Whereas the people of the states of California, Oregon and Washington can no longer stand fast while other Americans claim the mantle of righteousness and the true spirit of our Republic;
Whereas, we the people of the left coast do seek a new government, governed by the just and preserving the same inalienable rights afforded all human souls, but without the meddling of the gun nuts, the McJesus freaks, the misogynists, the gay bashers and the tweaked-out corporate leaders who believe the wealth and truth are interchangable:
We, the people of the left coast, do hereby petition our state legislatures, governors and leaders to cleave our America from theirs, to seek a division of the Union, and to begin establishing a more perfect union on this, our far side of the New World.
Whereas the rising tide of reactionary conservatism is overwhelming many parts of the country;
Whereas we were always cooler than you fly-over bumpkins in the first place;
Whereas the people of the states of California, Oregon and Washington can no longer stand fast while other Americans claim the mantle of righteousness and the true spirit of our Republic;
Whereas, we the people of the left coast do seek a new government, governed by the just and preserving the same inalienable rights afforded all human souls, but without the meddling of the gun nuts, the McJesus freaks, the misogynists, the gay bashers and the tweaked-out corporate leaders who believe the wealth and truth are interchangable:
We, the people of the left coast, do hereby petition our state legislatures, governors and leaders to cleave our America from theirs, to seek a division of the Union, and to begin establishing a more perfect union on this, our far side of the New World.
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99 signatures
Goal: 100
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12 August 2015
99.
Timothy Hw
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I have been saying this for years! The West Coast States would be wealthier and more powerful than all of the other 47 states combined. This new "Pacifica" union would be much more efficient than what we have today.
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5 October 2013
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Tyler Woodward
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**** California,we dont want you! i am signing this in full support of you seceding and leaving the U.S. alone. many people call your area "The peoples republic of Kalifornia" it would be a great country name.
30 September 2013
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6 October 2012
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Bob H
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Ecnarf is a loser with no sense of humor ... let's throw him (or her) back over the Pacifica border back to the flyover states.
1 October 2012
18 September 2012
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David J
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let us have a Volvo, Subaru, or Volkswagen in every garage, a spliff in every mouth, and not a Bible being thumped anywhere in sight. let us also, however, remember our brothers and sisters on the other side, in the venerable domains of New England and th
3 May 2012
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