Petition for Murloc Inclusion in Diablo 3
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What we have:
-A community ripped in twain by their own passions, nearly to the level of civil war.
What we want:
-$1,000,000.
-An infinite supply of a beverage of personal preference.
-Free Health & Dental.
-A set of Blizzard universe collectable plush toys.
-Fresh-baked pie, again of personal preference.
What we can settle with:
-Murloc inclusion in Diablo 3.
or
-The end of all this petition nonsense.
Common Arguments:
Q: But Murlocs are from the World of WarCraft. Wouldn't including them in Diablo 3 make a lot of people upset?
A: A lot of people are already upset.
Q: Gee, Brain. What are we going to do tonight?
A: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.
Q: Is there a Secret Cow Level?
A: Moo.
If you don't believe that such a measure needs to be taken, we direct you to our fellow petition which is asking for the game to be turned into a dull, drab, grey smear. Thank you for your time.
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