Remove Little Kids From Myspace
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PREAMBLE
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"If you're not old enough to drive, you shouldn't be complaining on your Myspace blog about the price of gas."
"If you're not old enough to vote, you shouldn't be able to voice your stupid, angst-filled prepubescent opinions, because guess what? NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY."
KICK LITTLE KIDS OFF OF MYSPACE.
That's our purpose.
SECTION 1 - PURPOSE
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We serve to be a motivating force behind the removal of all persons under the age of sixteen (16) from the online population of Myspace.com.
This petition was created out of the necessity for consideration to the vast amount of individuals who seek to use Myspace.com for practical purposes of networking and communication without being interrupted by prepubescent teens.
Enough with the proper mumbo-jumbo. Who wants to be annoyed by a 15 year old with a bunch of quizzes, music videos, and horrendous page backgrounds?
Myspace is flooded with young teens who cannot synthesizs somewhat gramatically correct sentences, spell common words correctly, or in any way CONTRIBUTE to the well-being of other users of Myspace.com.
SECTION 2 - REASONING
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From a technical standpoint, the more young teens that sign up for myspace, the more server space that is used for their ungodly amounts of meaningless text (including angst-filled blog entires, dramatic and immature bulletins, thousands of quizzes that inform us of useless information we couldn't care less about), the more server space that is taken up by their depressed pictures where they're "so lonely they could cut their wrists and bleed to death upon the loveletter that they will never send." Give me a break.
From a common-sense standpoint, what in the world does a 13/14/15 year old (or even 16 or 17, but that's pushing it) have to say that even matters to the world? Trust me, nobody really cares that Joe Blow, 15, of Kansas, got his heart broken when the love of his life got a ride to the movies with another boy's mom.
From a whatever-else standpoint, nobody wants to have these KIDS around on Myspace anyway.
SECTION 3 - ACTION
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Think about it. Nobody wants these KIDS on Myspace. All we need is the entire country's 14-year old angst-filled, acne-infested kids taking up space with their stupid trendy music videos, pictures (that may as well be child porn with the way some of these young girls dress (or lack thereof) these days), and a bunch of useless words that don't mean any sense because they haven't reached the point in middle school when they are actually taught how to structure a sentence correctly and actually spell the words that make up that sentence somewhat correctly.
FINAL THOUGHTS
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Please sign this petition and have a voice against a problem that actually matters.
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"If you're not old enough to drive, you shouldn't be complaining on your Myspace blog about the price of gas."
"If you're not old enough to vote, you shouldn't be able to voice your stupid, angst-filled prepubescent opinions, because guess what? NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY."
KICK LITTLE KIDS OFF OF MYSPACE.
That's our purpose.
SECTION 1 - PURPOSE
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We serve to be a motivating force behind the removal of all persons under the age of sixteen (16) from the online population of Myspace.com.
This petition was created out of the necessity for consideration to the vast amount of individuals who seek to use Myspace.com for practical purposes of networking and communication without being interrupted by prepubescent teens.
Enough with the proper mumbo-jumbo. Who wants to be annoyed by a 15 year old with a bunch of quizzes, music videos, and horrendous page backgrounds?
Myspace is flooded with young teens who cannot synthesizs somewhat gramatically correct sentences, spell common words correctly, or in any way CONTRIBUTE to the well-being of other users of Myspace.com.
SECTION 2 - REASONING
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From a technical standpoint, the more young teens that sign up for myspace, the more server space that is used for their ungodly amounts of meaningless text (including angst-filled blog entires, dramatic and immature bulletins, thousands of quizzes that inform us of useless information we couldn't care less about), the more server space that is taken up by their depressed pictures where they're "so lonely they could cut their wrists and bleed to death upon the loveletter that they will never send." Give me a break.
From a common-sense standpoint, what in the world does a 13/14/15 year old (or even 16 or 17, but that's pushing it) have to say that even matters to the world? Trust me, nobody really cares that Joe Blow, 15, of Kansas, got his heart broken when the love of his life got a ride to the movies with another boy's mom.
From a whatever-else standpoint, nobody wants to have these KIDS around on Myspace anyway.
SECTION 3 - ACTION
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Think about it. Nobody wants these KIDS on Myspace. All we need is the entire country's 14-year old angst-filled, acne-infested kids taking up space with their stupid trendy music videos, pictures (that may as well be child porn with the way some of these young girls dress (or lack thereof) these days), and a bunch of useless words that don't mean any sense because they haven't reached the point in middle school when they are actually taught how to structure a sentence correctly and actually spell the words that make up that sentence somewhat correctly.
FINAL THOUGHTS
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Please sign this petition and have a voice against a problem that actually matters.
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