Restoration of the Ayingerbrau Fat Man

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We the undersigned petition Sam Smiths Breweries to restore the plastic German man in his box to the beer steins of Ayingerbrau lager. The 'man in the box' has become a symbol of conviviality among all London drinkers, his jolly red face and happy smile encouraging responsible drinking. From a branding point of view, his is a total success story, elevating an ordinary - if cheap - lager to a pubgoer's icon. Also, no wars have ever been fought between countries* where the fat man appears in pubs, making him an image of peace as well as good times.

The replacement stein, a drab picture of the man in the Bavarian countryside, is much inferior. We petition to have the fat man restored to his rightful three dimensions and to his natural home, the box.

*(except possibly Britain and Germany)
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Goal
850 signatures
Goal: 1,000
Latest Signatures
9 December 2015
850. Dan W | I support this petition
7 December 2015
849. Andy K | I support this petition
6 December 2015
848. Warren H | The guy's a legend
29 November 2015
847. David S | I support this petition
23 November 2015
846. Jamie E | Save the little man in the box, international symbol of impending hangover.
14 November 2015
845. Chris Q | Bring back the little man! Homepage The National Midday Sun
6 November 2015
844. Simon O | I support this petition
3 November 2015
843. Doug H | Restore the fat man! Homepage AFC Wimbledon
27 October 2015
842. Adam Mcgee | we must do all we can to save the farmer in aspic. he'd do the same for you.
25 October 2015
841. Mark C | Humphrey and Oliver Smith have gone too far this time. The jolly fat man is a symbol of peace and love to all that see him and partake of his fine cheap and intoxicating wares. Say yes to jolly obesity and no to everything else.
22 October 2015
840. Man Off | I support this petition
11 October 2015
839. Alex Elliott | I support this petition
8 October 2015
838. David M | I support this petition
6 October 2015
837. Chris Manning | I want man in box
30 September 2015
836. Matt Wallace | A boycott till he is reinstated!
29 September 2015
835. Charlotte E | I support this petition
25 September 2015
834. Tim H | We love and frequent Sam Smiths' pubs. While we won't threaten to stop going - we like them too much - we'd still like our Jolly German back.
23 September 2015
833. John H | I support this petition
23 September 2015
832. Matt A | I will not sit back an watch as the little man with the tash is taken away from us. I had my first gay experience whilst drinking the tashed one. It will not be my last!!
7 September 2015
831. Paul T | can we also set up a petition to find out what the hell you put in that loopy juice of a lager?
3 September 2015
830. Gill Riddle | I love the little fella.
30 August 2015
829. Brendan M | I support this petition
26 August 2015
828. Shaun M | WHY WHY WHY!!!!!!!?????
19 August 2015
827. Steven F | I can't stress in strong enough terms my support for this. I'm 110\% behind it, which means I can back-track 10\% and still be 100\% behind it.
4 August 2015
826. Caroline G | Save the man in the box!
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