STOP KIRAN FROM EATING CHEESE SANDWICHES

This is the petition to ban Kiran from eating cheese sandwiches. This is a serious petition. Kiran is a vulgar commoner who eats far too many cheese sandwiches. Only the other day, he bought a cheese baguette from the school thingy at lunch time, then proceeded to withdraw two cheese sandwiches from his lunchbox. I urge averyone to sign this 1,000,000 times. If I get 345678 signitures or more, I will write to my local MP and he will hopefully send it to someone of a higher position who will be able to get a law established.

After a recent email from "the corridor" I have realised that the old petition broke. I think the site who hosted it "deemed it inappropiate or unsuitable". I don't know why. I just hope that this one lasts a bit longer.

Yours merrily, Eddie.

BTW, at the time of writing this, it is going to be my 13th birthday tommorow!!! Get me a present. please.

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Goal

100 signatures

Goal: 1,000

Latest Signatures

15 December 2015

100. Cheeseman Collins | Leave cheese alone Ear size (in centimetres) 69 do you like penguins? No

13 December 2015

99. Ryan D | I support this petition

11 December 2015

98. Damo Hayden | I support this petition

4 December 2015

97. Pete H | NO MORE CHEESE FOR YOU Ear size (in centimetres) big do you like penguins? No

21 November 2015

96. Kevin K | =P Ear size (in centimetres) ... do you like penguins? No

1 November 2015

95. Dana Warner | o_O' Yewsh, go on a diet... Ear size (in centimetres) Bigger than the largest whale do you like penguins? No

6 August 2015

94. Strawberrygashes Rubio | for you eddie ^.~ Ear size (in centimetres) o.o do you like penguins? No

12 July 2015

93. Moo Alvarado | moo Ear size (in centimetres) moo do you like penguins? No

2 July 2015

92. Kyle Mccarthy | this is the dumbest petition ever Ear size (in centimetres) WTF???!!!??!!?! do you like penguins? No

11 June 2015

91. Mr Billb | laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaa galia!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ear size (in centimetres) 243.347699045t645236d do you like penguins? No

4 June 2015

90. Anoymons P | I am a cool lush Penguin Ear size (in centimetres) 10 do you like penguins? No

25 May 2015

89. Eddie Mckee | keep signin, I havent seen kiran eat any cheese recently so it must be working. Ear size (in centimetres) yay woo do you like penguins? No

6 April 2015

88. Brendan Ingram | blabble gable Ear size (in centimetres) i have two ears do you like penguins? No

25 February 2015

87. Andeh Newman | hello!!!!!!!!!!! i will be the most DUDE tortoise farmer in the world muhahahahahahahaha Ear size (in centimetres) 79cm do you like penguins? No

11 February 2015

86. Yoshigirl Mason | I guess that could be annoying but i have no idea why i'm signing this... Ear size (in centimetres) What's this got to do with anything? do you like penguins? No

15 January 2015

85. Cao P | I totally agree m8 that guy eats waaay too many sandwiches Ear size (in centimetres) 4 centimetres do you like penguins? No

24 December 2014

84. Briggunds Gaines | save the cheese! Ear size (in centimetres) about 4 including ear lobe do you like penguins? No

13 December 2014

83. Eddie Bonilla | NOOOO0O! u cant farm tortoises cause you will have to get them slaughterd. You evil man. Ear size (in centimetres) dont ask stupid questions do you like penguins? No

14 November 2014

82. Kat K | Screw You Kiran! Ear size (in centimetres) huge do you like penguins? No

31 October 2014

81. Conor Gordon | I...HATE...CHEESE...SANDWICHES!!! Ear size (in centimetres) 100 do you like penguins? No

25 October 2014

80. Michaela Lowery | I support this petition

22 September 2014

79. Fleur Perez | i want brain sandwiches Ear size (in centimetres) 2mm do you like penguins? No

28 August 2014

78. Collin P | omg put down the sandwiches man wtf!!! Ear size (in centimetres) 4 lol do you like penguins? No

25 July 2014

77. I Feartoputmynameinforkikishallmurdermeifhefindso | its the cheese! thats why he such an idiot and cant ride a bike and cant play the bass Ear size (in centimetres) dunno do you like penguins? No

15 June 2014

76. April Maddox | Its not fair i cant havre cheese no more *tear* Ear size (in centimetres) uhhhh do you like penguins? No

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By: Claudette Fuller

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Petition target:
Court Of Law And Order