Will Ferrell for President
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His humor, eccentricity, and uncanny ability to work a crowd are just a few reasons why we want to elect Will Ferrell as the next President of the United States of America. Here are a few other reasons why Will Ferrell should run America:
1. Fellow actors-turned-politicians Arnold Schwarzenneger and Ronald Reagan have already proven that debonair good looks and on-screen charm are some of the most important qualities the new leader of the free-world should have.
2. If you look at one of Mr. Ferrell's works entitled, "Old School", it is clear that Mr. Ferrell is a cordial houseguest and a loving husband. When his peers urge him to consume alcohol, he turns them down in order to preserve his wifes wishes.
(Will Ferrell: I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. Besides, I got a big day tomorrow. You guys have a great time.
College Student: A big day? Doing what?
Ferrell: Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, and Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.)
Mr. Ferrell also exhibited leadership in one particular scene where he tried to organized a rally through the center of town ("We're going streaking!!!")
Clearly Mr. Ferrell is the best candidate for the job. Whereas his opponent Mr. Bush has used force and scare-tactics in dealing with Iraq, Mr. Ferrell would have used sarcasm and sketch-humour to persuade Saddam Hussein out of office.
In COMPLETE UNISON, across the country, people will be chanting:
Bush wages too much war.
Kerry is a liberal whore.
Vote Ferrell in 2004
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