300 - Epic Motion Picture

This is a statement that is to be established as a counterbalance against all the petitions against the movie 300. I do believe that we all know and understand that the movie was not entirely historically accurate. The entire naval battle (in which Themistocles spanked even more Persians without mercy) was left out entirely, as was the Ionian revolt, in which Greek colonists who had come under Persian rule threw out the Persian masters, and therefore initiated the Persian's vendetta (which they are very adept at holding) against the Greeks. But I digress. The point is, 300 is the best movie ever- not only is it a great action movie, but it also features an excellent soundtrack and pro-western themes that are relevant to our interests. And so, in closing, this petition is here to show that the internet is not actually full of Iranians, which the prevalence of anti-300 petitions might insinuate, but is actually comprised mostly of red-blooded, relatively wealthy American kids with nothing better to do.