Angry White Christian Women Against Porn On Orfay

Every year over five million Americans and two Canadians die from porn overexposure. Big Porn does not want the public to know about this inconvenient fact. That is why Big Porn spends gazillions of Canadian dollars every year to pay off law makers and the liberal media in an effort to these this pandemic below the publics gaydar.





Just one glance at perverted pornographic images will turn even the most devout white christian man into a sexual deviant who cannot control his twisted sexual desires. The porn infected man will insist on sex more than once a month, and if he doesn't get his fix he will resort to the disgusting act of masturbation. Soon the infected man will begin having urges for other men, and then for barn yard animals, like llamas, dinosaurs and talking monkeys. These perverted sexual acts will results in anal warts, penis infections and pussing hemorrhoids, often times leading to death.





This brings us to a not really all the popular or successful website called orfay. Orfay used to be a nice Christian website ran by two nice christian boys named Jeff an Gregg. Initially only two settings were allowed, Safe & Adult. With safe being good for things like pictures of angels, Raptor-Jesus, and monkeys. The adult setting was meant for things that contained adult words like darn, shoot,dangit, people in swim suits, and muslims. They then brought on a perverted devil by the name of Wage. Wage changed the entire site by inviting his perverted fairy Californian friends to join. He also changed the way photos are rated. They now have a rated R and even worse, a rated X option. Clearly they are encouraging perverts to use their website. Also, there have numerous reports of the so-called moderators encouraging people to post X-rated images. Of course they claim it's to speed up moderation time, but we all know it's because they hate America and want us to turn into porn crazed zombiefiles.





You may be wondering why we pick orfay, which isn't even a very popular or good website. True, it's not nearly as popular nor has as many users as myspace, friendster, facebook, that Indian infested gmail thing, The Smith's Family Blog, or bebo. (we have it on good word that 75\% of the members are actually a single crazy freak) However, we believe the owners of the site are weak minded individuals who we can easily intimidate into doing as we say.