Chris Mull Internet Restoration Fund
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Chris Mull doesn't have the internet anymore!
All of those cigarets, Coronas, and frozen pizzas add up. So much so that he can't pay his share of the internet ($30.00) a month...for years on end!
Chris Mull's fragile, bloated, and obese nervous system is likely not to be sustained without a steady flow of myspace, internet pr0n, and viriuses that he stupidly acquires while rapidly clicking on internet pop-up avertisments of triple anal gang bangs. Yes, he's that stupid.
Help Chris reclaim his cyber-fueled dynamism by donating today! When Chris raises his share of the internet bill retroactively till the beginning of the year (that's getting off easy!) all will be redeemed. That's 7 months x $30.00/month = $210.00 total.
So if you are one of Chris' 210 close friends donate a dolar today by following the link below. He's helpless!
https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_xclick&business=jm9843\%40yahoo\%2ecom&item_name=Chris\%20Mull\%20Internet\%20Restoration\%20Fund&no_shipping=2&no_note=1&tax=0¤cy_code=USD&lc=US&bn=PP\%2dDonationsBF&charset=UTF\%2d8
All of those cigarets, Coronas, and frozen pizzas add up. So much so that he can't pay his share of the internet ($30.00) a month...for years on end!
Chris Mull's fragile, bloated, and obese nervous system is likely not to be sustained without a steady flow of myspace, internet pr0n, and viriuses that he stupidly acquires while rapidly clicking on internet pop-up avertisments of triple anal gang bangs. Yes, he's that stupid.
Help Chris reclaim his cyber-fueled dynamism by donating today! When Chris raises his share of the internet bill retroactively till the beginning of the year (that's getting off easy!) all will be redeemed. That's 7 months x $30.00/month = $210.00 total.
So if you are one of Chris' 210 close friends donate a dolar today by following the link below. He's helpless!
https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_xclick&business=jm9843\%40yahoo\%2ecom&item_name=Chris\%20Mull\%20Internet\%20Restoration\%20Fund&no_shipping=2&no_note=1&tax=0¤cy_code=USD&lc=US&bn=PP\%2dDonationsBF&charset=UTF\%2d8
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