Metal Gears in America

Dear Mr. Bush,

Hi! We may or may not be a fan of your work, but for one, us Americans (I'm a Canadian, but I don't think you'll hurt us because we didn't do anything, but neither did the Iraqis but that's okay (I like you) because they are not white and we are) want to protect America!

Well, I just bought this game the other day called Metal Gear Solid 2, which is the sequel to this awesome game for PlayStation (the Playstation is Japanese, but I hope you don't mind that either (stupid japs), because the game takes place in America, and the hero is American too).

Anyways, I saw these really huge robot walking things called 'Metal Gears' and they will help save the world because they've got tons of freaking awesome weapons like automatic machine guns, a missile launcher that never runs out of ammo and laser beams that shoot out and zap whatever it touches.

But between the American people and I, the key to building a Metal Gear is a nuclear weapon attached (they do the most damage). The cool thing about this nuclear weapon is that you can launch it with the correct secret password, so as long as you don't choose like 'aaa' as your password, I made that mistake and someone hacked into my GaiaOnline.com account, and I was pissed off because he stole all my gold that I worked for and he bought some really crappy shoes which I didn't even like.

Anyways, can you work on making those Metal Gears for America, because then we can get everyone to stop being mean to you, and it would be cool to see my idea on TV.