NO MORE BURGERS

We, the undersigned, hereby protest the outright abuse of power displayed by a certain "meanie pants" rancher in Texas selling innocent animals that have no control over their body functions or their rights. It is grossly unfair to punish an innocent animal for indulging in a natural characteristic. It is blatantly obvious that Satan himself placed undo temptation on this poor animal by purposely placing seductive and wanton female cows in the next pasture. It would be the same as handing an alcoholic a beer and telling them not to drink. God made ducks to quack, dogs to bark, and bulls to... "do stuff". One of the very first commandments God ever said was to be fruitful and multiply. How dare you be so arrogant to assume that this commandment only applies to humans. If God didnt want bulls to procreate, he wouldnt have made them with such big "parts" for the job. Although it is too late to save the life of this innocent animal we insist that you no longer sell any more farm animals without giving their mother an appropriate time for mourning. As a show of good faith that you will keep this promise, we the undersigned hereby insist that you name the next cow "Dont Sell Me Too".