Outrages Canadian Idol Fans

As Canadian Idol fans we are outraged by the following:

-The fact that Dwight D'Eon wore a bandanna as head gear during his performance of Matchbox Twenty's "Unwell" on Tuesday July 17th, 2007.

-The fact that Zack Werner wore a brown, long sleeved shirt while he was judging the show on Tuesday July 17th, 2007.

-The fact that fans in the live audience hold up signs supporting their favourite contestants.

All of these outrage us and we believe ratings for CTV's Canadian Idol will suffer if changes are not made.

We believe that the following changes must be made before we will be truly satisfied:

-Dwight D'Eon must be banned from sporting bandannas, especially red, purple and green ones anytime the camera is on him. We would like him to grow his hair out long and only wear scrunchies.

-Zack Werner should no longer be allowed to wear long sleeve shirts. He must only wear sleeveless pink shirts with yellow stripes.

-Fans in the audience should no longer be allowed to hold up signs that support a contestant. Fans should be forced to hold up signs that say which contestants they dislike and why.

All of these changes must be in effect before the next performance show or will will stop watching and voting.

Again I must stress that we are OUTRAGED.

Also if you can we want Alanis Morrisette to be brought onto the show as a contestant. We think it's unfair that she is unable to compete.

Oh and we want Kalan Porter to come back too, we don't think he placed high enough in the competition the last time. We'd like for him to be allowed back in, be given preferential treatment and have a position higher than #1 created for him to win.